Two2IITOOTuWhite
Bykjast Bykjastson arrived — via dragon — in Birmingham, Alabama from Iceland in the late 2000s by mistake, believing he was destined to become the preeminent house DJ in the UK club scene.
Determined, much in the same way as his great-great-uncle Eric the Redneck was to make Green out of (Vanilla) Ice, and having learned English through Project Pat's Mister Don't Play and Digital Underground's Sex Packets, Bykjast made his way throughout the Southeast in search of a recording contract.
Upon hearing repeatedly that he was “too white,” Bykjast — unsure of the conjecture — developed multiple personalities through the determined use of sassafras root in an attempt to become a one-man rap supergroup.
The result? Two2IITOOTuWhite.
The result? rapp eldfjallasprenging!!
Shattuck was waiting in Birmingham when the dragon landed. He gave Bykjast his first English-language recording contract. Bykjast signed it before he could read English.
On the record.
Three dispatches from Birmingham's only known Icelandic, dragon-arriving, one-man rap supergroup.